Bammer is the man, a cute boy.
Give him a ball or a pool,
He needs to have no toy.
Give him a movie or a song,
He is totally cool, his own boy.
Runner, hitter, swimmer, a ball player, very competitive he is.
A smiling, giggling, nutty, contriving jokester,
But full of love and forgiveness; full of sweetness he is.
A good friend to all, usually considerate,
Smart as a button and busy as a bee, always a player he is.
Bammer, Bammer, Bammer, that is your super hero name.
Being a gentleman and a strong man is normal for you.
I love you, so special are you to me that is my claim!
My sweetie pie, you are a special type of guy.
A pill you are, but there’s more to see; now go grab your fame.